It was in the cafeteria when I first saw her. It was lasagna day, and everyone loves lasagna, but not here at this cafeteria. Not here where the lasagna layers are falling apart and there is more sauce than the cheese. I wanted to look anywhere but my plate so that I wouldn’t see what I was eating. Out of sight out of mind, and once I saw her no other thought would pass through my mind but her.
All I can think of is that she’s very attractive. Her long hair swooped up into a ponytail tied with a ribbon. She has this pink jumpsuit that shapes her every curve. She too is eating the lasagna; oh we have so much in common already! Wait! She’s sitting alone! What could this beautiful girl, no woman, be doing sitting alone?
Is there something on my face? Oh gosh there must be something on my face, why does this weirdo keep looking at me? I hate that my friends can’t eat with me today, but it’s okay this is a good thing. Now I have time to organize my thoughts for this Biology exam next class. Oh no I hope I brought my notes! Oh good, here they are. Seriously, why is he staring at me? I better go get a napkin; this lasagna has bound to be on my face somehow.
I must know her name! Someone with such confidence to sit alone, looks beautiful, and eat the same food choice as me? This must be love. Oh that’s the Bio notes she just pulled out. Hey! I have a friend in Bio, he must know her! Surely he’ll know her!
Alright lets hurry up, I want to make it to this exam on time!
Wait why is she leaving? My lady, no! I don’t even know your name yet! Don’t leave! I should’ve gone up and introduced myself… I need to meet up with John, he must know her if they’re both in Biology.
John, finally! I’ve been looking for you for days! I need your help, there’s this girl, this woman..
Hahahah Kev, man! Have you fallen for some girl? Who is she?
John I don’t even know her name. I saw that she had Biology notes though, maybe she’s in that big Bio class you have?
I mean, the class is big, even if I knew her name she’s be hard to scout out. Just stop by at the end of class Monday, maybe you’ll see here and I can find out her name.
Alright! So Monday?
Haha, Monday Kevin.
See you then!
1:45.. they get out in 15 minutes, I better go stand by the door….. Okay here they come! I don’t see John, but she’s the one I really wanna see! Wait is that her? Ugh, no. Almost everyone’s left, this is pointless. Oh hey John, yeah no I didn’t see her.
Well Kev, there plenty of other hotties around. See, look at her!
But I don’t want another “hottie” John, HER! THAT’S HER!
Who’s her?
The “hottie”! That’s the girl I saw at the cafeteria the other day!
Oh good lord. That’s the weirdo that was staring at me at lunch on Thursday. I swear to never eat something as messy as lasagna again without a friend there to tell me if there’s something on my face. This is why momma told me to eat salads. “Women should only eat salads in public!” Haha, well maybe she’s right! But if it wasn’t lasagna on my face, I’m sure next it would be the salad dressing.
She is good looking man. Alright well ill try to find out her name for you.
Hey Kevin, sorry it took me so long to get back to you, your girl isn’t easy to track down. Her name is Teresa, she’s a Chem. major, and is a sophomore. My friend Lisa is friends with her and thought I was trying to hit on her. I had to explain it was a friend, so thanks for that, now I look like a jerk. Anyways, she’s from Paducah, KY. Sweet girl from what I hear.
Did you get her number for me? Thanks john, you know I appreciate this one, I owe you.
Yeah you do owe me. And no I didn’t get her number; all you asked for was her name!
Who gets a girls name and doesn’t get her number. Whatever, I’ll find a way, besides I know where her class is every Monday, I’ll just come when she gets out.
Here we go, this will work I’m sure! There she is.. there she went.. oh crap, she didn’t see me.. why didn’t I say something! I never say anything! Okay next time.
She’s coming out, she’s looking at me! Now’s my time!
I see this guy everywhere!
Uh hey! Teresa right?
Why does he know my name? Hey umm.. umm..
Kevin! I’m Kevin! Sorry I didn’t mean to take you by surprise! I’ve just seen you around and I wanted to know if you’d go on a date with me sometime?
Umm, Kevin I’m not really dating guys right now.
Yeah of course, I understand. It’s just that, I think you’re really beautiful. Maybe we could just grab lunch sometime? I heard the lasagna in the cafeteria is pretty good..
Oh no, not the lasagna again..
Yeah I guess that would be cool!
Wow! Great! Next Monday then? After this class?
Sure! I’ll see you here, and we can walk together to the cafeteria. Bye Kevin!
Bye Teresa!
Wow it really worked! She said she’d meet me here! The girl of my dreams said she’d meet ME for lunch! I am going to have a good week!
I can’t believe I really just said yes to that guy. And was he trying to be funny about the lasagna? Did I really have some on my face last time? Anyways I’m definitely getting the salad Monday when we go to lunch. I’m not chancing a sauce attack!
All I can think of is that she’s very attractive. Her long hair swooped up into a ponytail tied with a ribbon. She has this pink jumpsuit that shapes her every curve. She too is eating the lasagna; oh we have so much in common already! Wait! She’s sitting alone! What could this beautiful girl, no woman, be doing sitting alone?
Is there something on my face? Oh gosh there must be something on my face, why does this weirdo keep looking at me? I hate that my friends can’t eat with me today, but it’s okay this is a good thing. Now I have time to organize my thoughts for this Biology exam next class. Oh no I hope I brought my notes! Oh good, here they are. Seriously, why is he staring at me? I better go get a napkin; this lasagna has bound to be on my face somehow.
I must know her name! Someone with such confidence to sit alone, looks beautiful, and eat the same food choice as me? This must be love. Oh that’s the Bio notes she just pulled out. Hey! I have a friend in Bio, he must know her! Surely he’ll know her!
Alright lets hurry up, I want to make it to this exam on time!
Wait why is she leaving? My lady, no! I don’t even know your name yet! Don’t leave! I should’ve gone up and introduced myself… I need to meet up with John, he must know her if they’re both in Biology.
John, finally! I’ve been looking for you for days! I need your help, there’s this girl, this woman..
Hahahah Kev, man! Have you fallen for some girl? Who is she?
John I don’t even know her name. I saw that she had Biology notes though, maybe she’s in that big Bio class you have?
I mean, the class is big, even if I knew her name she’s be hard to scout out. Just stop by at the end of class Monday, maybe you’ll see here and I can find out her name.
Alright! So Monday?
Haha, Monday Kevin.
See you then!
1:45.. they get out in 15 minutes, I better go stand by the door….. Okay here they come! I don’t see John, but she’s the one I really wanna see! Wait is that her? Ugh, no. Almost everyone’s left, this is pointless. Oh hey John, yeah no I didn’t see her.
Well Kev, there plenty of other hotties around. See, look at her!
But I don’t want another “hottie” John, HER! THAT’S HER!
Who’s her?
The “hottie”! That’s the girl I saw at the cafeteria the other day!
Oh good lord. That’s the weirdo that was staring at me at lunch on Thursday. I swear to never eat something as messy as lasagna again without a friend there to tell me if there’s something on my face. This is why momma told me to eat salads. “Women should only eat salads in public!” Haha, well maybe she’s right! But if it wasn’t lasagna on my face, I’m sure next it would be the salad dressing.
She is good looking man. Alright well ill try to find out her name for you.
Hey Kevin, sorry it took me so long to get back to you, your girl isn’t easy to track down. Her name is Teresa, she’s a Chem. major, and is a sophomore. My friend Lisa is friends with her and thought I was trying to hit on her. I had to explain it was a friend, so thanks for that, now I look like a jerk. Anyways, she’s from Paducah, KY. Sweet girl from what I hear.
Did you get her number for me? Thanks john, you know I appreciate this one, I owe you.
Yeah you do owe me. And no I didn’t get her number; all you asked for was her name!
Who gets a girls name and doesn’t get her number. Whatever, I’ll find a way, besides I know where her class is every Monday, I’ll just come when she gets out.
Here we go, this will work I’m sure! There she is.. there she went.. oh crap, she didn’t see me.. why didn’t I say something! I never say anything! Okay next time.
She’s coming out, she’s looking at me! Now’s my time!
I see this guy everywhere!
Uh hey! Teresa right?
Why does he know my name? Hey umm.. umm..
Kevin! I’m Kevin! Sorry I didn’t mean to take you by surprise! I’ve just seen you around and I wanted to know if you’d go on a date with me sometime?
Umm, Kevin I’m not really dating guys right now.
Yeah of course, I understand. It’s just that, I think you’re really beautiful. Maybe we could just grab lunch sometime? I heard the lasagna in the cafeteria is pretty good..
Oh no, not the lasagna again..
Yeah I guess that would be cool!
Wow! Great! Next Monday then? After this class?
Sure! I’ll see you here, and we can walk together to the cafeteria. Bye Kevin!
Bye Teresa!
Wow it really worked! She said she’d meet me here! The girl of my dreams said she’d meet ME for lunch! I am going to have a good week!
I can’t believe I really just said yes to that guy. And was he trying to be funny about the lasagna? Did I really have some on my face last time? Anyways I’m definitely getting the salad Monday when we go to lunch. I’m not chancing a sauce attack!